Doesn’t seem like she’s super interested in that. 

I’m still not sure if I should get as many physical Vita games as possible before the deadline or if I should just upgrade my Vita’s memory card. Anyway, I’ll never regret my Vita purchase. I spend so many hours replaying JRPG’s on that thing, it’s great. Of course I’m still sad that it didn’t find more success.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

Maybe they should just get all those huge stars that they've discovered on The Voice. You know like....

This is the chance the Spin Doctors have been waiting for!

Madonna is a such a petty, insecure asshole. She feeds off of negativity and conflict. I’m sure it just kills her that Lady Gaga is getting so much praise for this role and will probably be nominated for an Oscar. Something Madonna could never accomplish.

Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

Would like to know the value of houses here. Guess values drop the closer you are to the wall.

Obligatory:

It might just be that it seemed longer at the time because you were in Cincinnati :)

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Seriously. If you’re not going to put in the time and effort to train a small monkey or a ferret, just stay home.

I feel like it's the other way around

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

Nonbinary is just a fashion statement, at this point. All the cool kids are denouncing their biological gender! I wanna be cool, too! Obviously, I’m not talking about people that are inter-sexed or hermaphrodites, as that’s a physicality that some people are born with.  I totally understand that.  But, all this mental…

I didn’t realize Honda bought Pontiac?

Nintendo Switch: “Zelda”