You read my mind

Cocaine, milk and red peppers.

That's when you know you've done your job.

Wait, I don't believe Lust in South America is in South America at all. I think he's playing golf on the taxpayer dime while guarded by the secret service.

😂😂😂

What about that sandwich that Peter Griffin made last night on Family Guy? I forget exactly what wa in it but it was stomach churning

Ha!

Trump is the yellow snow. In fact, I bet that's his secret service nickname. "Yellow Snow is on the grass. Repeat Yellow Snow is on the grass."

I've been watching since 1989. I cannot imaging watching the show as a "virgin". I'm almost jealous.

Yeah, I've been watching since the clips on The Tracey Ullman Show (Why is the dad choking his son? Omg!) and this is why I still watch. It was a classic episode in every sense of the word. The episodes in which Bart has a crisis of conscience do tend to be good, add to that Abe Simpson being used as something more…

I loved his weekend show, "Up with Chris Hayes," which was also great because the hashtag "uppers" confused some people. But seriously, it was sad to see it go. The weekend time slot allowed for so much unadulterated wonkiness you could almost feel your brain grow.

It was all worth it for Colbert's imitation of her. That was pure gold.

When the world seems hopeless and dark I remember that Colbert exists and I am heartened.

My boss has it. His spirits are great but he is getting weaker and weaker. ALS is an evil disease. There is no fucking god.

Never give up. Never surrender.

Bed Bloodbath and Beyond.

Wtf. Why did they stop reviewing The Mick?

Snowflake in chief.

Of course it's Hooters. Where else do you go for soup?

I'm fifty and I think she looks our age. Sometimes she looks much younger and sometimes much older. But it averages out. For me, I like to think the young look is more frequent but I may be fooling myself.