So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

Mark Ballas’ happy crab haunts my dreams.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

I feel like as punishment we should just completely ignore Kylie when she does become engaged because there is nothing I hate more than someone who clearly eludes to something over and over again and then still demands the attention once that something actually happens.

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

It’s all that expensive pretty pink plastic they use. Everybody knows blue is cheaper

“Think about those kids in Los Angeles who last week had their entire district closed because of a threat. Think about what they felt like the next day when they went back to school. Did they feel completely comfortable? Did they feel like they were safe? How did their mothers and fathers feel when they sent them to…

back protector

I can only give you the facts, you have to work on the comprehension yourself

She’s a friend of mine. Who rides.

I didn’t know that motorcycles came in male and female versions.

How do you get men to stop acting like dorks around women? You don’t. They’re men.

I love the idea of more women riding motorcycles, but there is one problem that still exists that drives some women away, namely putting women riders on a pedestal to worship (at least on the internet, I’m not sure if people act like this in the real world). How do we keep people from acting like total dorks drooling…

i hope people start endorsing tampons too

It’s not just for titillation - dude is into power and humiliating women. The fact you don't get it speaks highly of you.

It’s a power thing more than it is sexual. These types of bosses love the feeling over power they get for making that happen. It’s gross.

I’m guessing, in this instance at least, that it’s because you can’t later blackmail the internet pics to do sex things with you.

Look, I’m not trying to be all up in other people’s business. But they totally fucked after this.

i absolutely LOVE this style. simply presh.

If you were to tell 4th grade me that I would one day make a living blogging multiple times a day about Leonardo DiCaprio, first I’d be like, “what’s a blog” and then I would have exploded from happiness.