This says 18, not 13, right?

Beats the Christmas themed humblebrag VIDEO with the kids

My daughter and I do anti-Christmas card pictures each year (well, for the past few years). We aren’t a stuffy family and it’s our way of giving the finger to establishment and propriety here in the South.

“There are times when you need a slice of cake,”

I get what she’s saying but I also think she’s overly generalizing. I used to eat the way Nigella ate. her idea of moderation made me break out, feel lethargic and generally unhappy. I now eat a ‘clean diet’ (i dont call it that bc it’s stupid term but 90% of what I eat would probably make Nigella want to kill…

Today I learned that Martin Sheen is Charlie Sheen’s father and also that Martin Sheen is not Michael Douglas.

“Officer, I’m sorry that he’s dead, but I was just walking across campus and I saw this guy running at people with what looked to be a gun. I was afraid for my life and for the lives of others, so I shot him.

I think mary janes & socks/tights are cute. Honestly, I saw that little girl picture in the middle of a rage blackout.

Closed toed, you’re fine. Like I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with the picture of the little girl’s feet in those cute little closed toed shoes and her knee socks. That’s fine.

Yep. It’s almost like we told generations of girls that they had to work really hard and be really good in school in order to be successful (as opposed to the default that many men seem to have that they’re entitled to a certain level of success by virtue of being born male and white). And women saw that was right,…

Can we talk about Scheana’s completely selfish POV on addiction? “I can’t be with someone completely sober”...wtf...

Dear J. Crew,

My mom works for a defense attorney who is one of the only ones in the county and is also a public defender. He sees the worst of the worst and when asked why he does it, his response is that someone has to do it. It may not be easy but it’s still his job.

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

So...did I do too many drugs this weekend or is this just fucking stupid?

I’d count David Beckham as a “professional beauty”.

I am both horrified and not surprised at the same time. And that’s awful.

I don’t think they sound like threats. I think she is venting.