This brings so many questions about the film “American Pie”

Well, I’m pretty certain it’s not this one.

I am a shower in the morning person, but I could not go to bed after a flight and taxi without taking a shower. I cannot sleep when I smell like Lufthansa.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

Trump just wants easy access to his girlfriend in the White House. That’s similar to the Bill Clinton thing.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

What the actual fuck?!?

Personally, childhood sucks. All my fondest childhood memories involve activities intended to help me escape the realities of life. Adulthood is hard, but it also rules.

I’m definitely rooting for Adulthood in this game!

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

Sheesh, interwebz, just leave the guy alone! What a bunch of silliness.

You mean you don’t still have the urge to do that with the Junior Mints box at the movies? I canNOT resist....! It’s more difficult with the big sized boxes they have nowadays, but sometimes I still find the old smaller size at the market.

Trump Tower? Or Trump International Hotel? Sounds from the tweets like this is near Columbus Circle, not Fifth Avenue, but maybe it’s occurring in both locations?

I live in an incredibly liberal city—our women’s march was huge and was incredible to be a part of. But for some reason I’ve heard no conversation in my communities about tomorrow—mission statements, planned marches, etc. I’m concerned that this effort will fall short of its promise of “A day without a woman”... it’ll…

“Cooled By Refrigeration” was always a big selling point for movie theaters before air conditioning was popular. Man, I cannot imagine the level of discomfort people must’ve felt in the warer months, especially since everyone had to be properly dressed at all times.

What? We aren’t counting Chris Christie?

To everyone, the way they grew up is normal. To them, anyway.

To be fair, the plane contains a lot of plastic and has to be rebuilt every few years - just how Donald likes his women.

Sorry, but snark misplaced. This is good. Because shit like this annoys the fuck out of Trump, who wants nothing more than acceptance from the NYC society that has rejected him repeatedly over the years. He does not care about the people who actually elected him - they probably disgust him, actually. These are the…

From what I hear she does have a lot of extra inventory on hand now.

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…