Not that I expect people watching The Masked Singer to be sports experts, but you got a Gronk fact wrong. The Giants beat the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl, not the other way around.

It ups pageviews. Probably Herb’s idea. You should probably get ready to kiss all of the Kinja blogs goodbye relatively soon.

Not a fan of this format. Straight lists are better.

I think it was just Schwimmer trying to say that he has no fucking interest in a reunion show and stop asking him, but in a way that wouldn’t piss people off. He was wrong. It’s 2020 and everything that anyone says pisses people off.

Frankly, so fucking what? This is a non-story. He shouldn’t have to apologize for anything, although it was nice of him to do it, I guess.

Jeez, the guys makes an offhand comment that if you reboot the show, make it diverse, and because there was a show about black people who were friends two decades ago, people are angry? Can you imagine the outrage if someone suggested you couldn’t do a sitcom with a diverse cast because they made one twenty years ago?

I figured Schwimmer was saying that a Friends reboot now could be all-black or all-Asian.

Well, I’ve been called far worse than a pedant. The broader point is that you created a bar by which to criticize Buttigieg, which implied that the bar was cleared by others. It was not. Nobody condemned the act as an illegal assassination, so the observation that Buttigieg also had not cleared the bar seemed…

You don’t get credit for things you didn’t put in the movie because (and try to follow this because it’s a pretty big leap) you didn’t put them in the movie. I shouldn’t have to pore through all your deleted scenes and interviews and tie-in books just to say “Oh, that’s not a pile of horseshit after all.”

“The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, ‘Suck my dick.’ “I don’t give a fuck. “Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit.” He said, “Do people laugh when you say what you say?” I said, “Yes.” “Do you get paid?” I said, “Yes.” He said, “Well, tell Bill I said: ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut…

Later that night, the spokesman was raped by Bill Cosby.

That’s what the poor bastards in Peloton’s ad dept thought, before the twitter mob decided they were recreating Sleeping With the Enemy or something.

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

Exercise responsibly, drink heavily.

It’s amazing to me how many people will decry him as “unfunny” while also admitting they won’t go to his shows.

I don’t have substance problems either, suffer from suicidal depression and have for over two decades, and I don’t act like this either.

And he certainly doesn’t owe it unwavering support to Bernie Sanders or a socialist America, no matter how many idiotic “Obama has betrayed us!” pieces this site comes up with, ignoring the fact that Obama has always been a liberal, not a socialist. 

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

Another close Obama friend said, ‘Bernie’s not a Democrat.’

Can MTV tell the Pete2020 campaign to stop doing this shit?