Does Jackson actually think that the character Nick Fury is black?

The vice president's unimaginative campaign slogan.

Wow.

If you like rap.

The voters preferred Adele's album to Beyonce's. Sour grapes, people.

Did anyone else read about this months ago? Not here of course.

It's whoa.

With that face?

*Whoa

No. I already scheduled that day off to watch it.

The doctor really should be a minority of some kind. It's time to move forward with more diversity. I'm thinking a black lesbian dwarf. But I don't want to jinx the next James Bond.

You got your punctuation backwards.

That's enough of that.

This reminds me of Steingarten's search for the perfect ketchup in The Man Who Ate Everything. If I remember it right he and his wife rented a place near a McDonalds so they could bring the fries home hot for their taste tests.

Literally? Have you eaten processed fried cardboard with salt?

Stop it.

'Maybe possibly' is redundant.

Oscar is not a verb.

Gross dudes in history.

"I can only eat white bread, potato chips and french fries."
These people would have just starved and died off a couple hundred years ago, and that would be fine with me.