Have you ever met the owner?? I really want to see an interview with this guy, he must be taking the piss...

Who the fuck are you? Go back to your trailer outside Bristol and deep fry another turkey you bucket of donkey shit.

You were too fast! Or I was too slow.... But this has to win - this is nightmare fuel for god sakes.

Cough *Douche* Cough

Just going to say it - some loyal Jalop needs to call this guy, record it, and post it on here for us all to enjoy. Perhaps offer to meet up and then shame him on camera in front of countless other people? Just a thought, it would really make my day - who's up for it?

This article and everyone commenting are all incorrect. The right way to fix your leaky windows is to buy windows from me :) The friendly Lifehacker reader who happens to own a window company :)

Exactly... Anyone who owns a business can attest to the fact that making money is kind of the reason they do it...

I don't understand... As you can "Zed" This is One Pretty Datsun... That doesn't make much sense... funny 'mericans and their funny alphabet...

Chris Brown IS testicular cancer

It isn't the cheapest - but very functional when it works.

It's funny - I was using Go Daddy to host my business's page but we dropped them due to performance issues. We did however keep our email server with them as they have a very well priced imap package for small business - I HATE YOU GO DADDY.

Our money has funny colors - it looks good drunk - I like it.

I sense some anti-Canadian prejudice from Jalopnik! All these crack pipes you find up here! I swear, we do have some decent used cars - albeit more expensive than your usual crack pipe in the US...

For god sakes - this is easy...

you don't want to know the answer that one...

and none of it really matters - everything is based off of competitor's ideas and technology from a large group of innovators. All that really matters is whomever pulls it off does it in a way that strikes the pocket books of us goofy consumers.

I would agree, but if you have a heart to heart with someone in Havana it's interesting - they all revere everyone in power and truly believe that it is a good way to live.

Cuba really is an amazing place. My wife and I travelled there for our anniversary this year. We only spent 1 day in Havana, but rather than take the usual tour bus from our resort 3 hours away we rented a newish Geelie (I think that's how it's spelled) - kind of like a 2003 lancer ES - and took the trip in…

these ones

Ah, but no warranty! And too much work. Call me lazy - but I just want Ford to put it together, give me a standard warranty, and make my life easy/fun!