Retiring just as the line finally becomes good. Bad Luck? Dumb Luck? 

I bet Andy Luck is wishing this line was in place 2-3 years ago.

Why don’t you guys at Deadspin just stick to SPORTS instead of peddling these LIBERAL CONSPIRACIES about THE SPLEEN, a totally made up organ that MILLENNIALS complain about injuring to hide the SIMPLE FACT that they’re too soft!

You drop one firebomb on your own city killing a bunch of people and burning down an entire block of houses, and people NEVER let you forget about it.

the “I guess they’re ignorant of THAT, poor kids”

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

Nah, I’m enjoying the Wings shit all over themselves. But don’t worry, Stevie Y will save them! [wet fart]

It takes a special effort to somehow use Alex Ovechkin still being fucking amazing and leading the NHL in goals and missing teeth at 34 (not really all that old) as a negative.

Sorry, Edmonton anywhere other than the junk heap is inexcusable. They were getting slammed yesterday for not picking up any of Sprong or Bartschi or Ho Sang on waivers because despite neither of those guys being all that great they’re still almost undoubtedly better than any winger Edmonton has on their roster at the…

It’s not the eventual extra steps I’m most pissed about.

Oh, JFC. In almost EVERY single one of these scenarios, it would be perfectly socially and professionally acceptable to say “Like I haven’t heard that 15 times today!” and flip the banter.

This is Texas -- of course they shook down the taxpayers to fund it.

Yes!

Instead of people complaining about these same old tired jokes ( I get them in my job too) maybe we should all appreciate the fact that not everyone looks at us as worker drones and some people actually take the time to try and interact with us instead of treating us like a drone.

I’m just happy that some customers can take the time to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, common or oft-repeated, rather than than complain or show no personality of any kind.

Seriously, what would you rather have, an old joke as a start of a conversation or eerie silence?

Eh. I work in a field that we get the same comment. I don’t really care. Sometimes it’s the opening to chat with people that you need. It doesn’t cost me anything but about 3 seconds so why make a fuss of it? 

Ah yes, Boston media getting frumpity and demanding asterisks for an opposing team “not playing the game it was meant to be played” with no sense of irony.

Classic sign of Bostonian high class and professionalism.

Somewhere Goose Gossage just ruined family dinner.