Sean Rodriguez is batting .214. It’s the first time he’s been above .200 in four years.

The umpire responded by throwing a glass of red wine in Tsitsipas’ face, hitting him with a baguette, and then pondering his own existence while taking a long drag from a cigarette.

Just in case he ever googles his name and ends up here and reads this, I just want to make sure he knows this one thing for sure: Chris Krage, you are a fucking asshole.

Sean Rodriguez is a prime Guy to Remember candidate. Dude has like one memorable moment and it was him breaking his hand beating the shit out of a gatorade cooler yet he’s somehow had a 12 year major league career as a .226 hitter with a career 5.2 bWAR.

“That seems pretty entitled,” says the guy who only ever wants to hear positive reinforcement

Maria Sharapova is “beloved?” Serena Williams isn’t?

She is? Seems to me she got dragged pretty hard for a petty dope violation. It’s pretty much killed her career.  You must not follow sports much. Doping media bias runs strictly by nationalist fervor, not racial. Chinese and Russians get busted? Dirty cheaters. Americans? Er, it must be a mistake!

Ha! It’s especially funny because all Maria had to do to avoid testing positive was throw a huge temper tantrum when the Anti-doping Agency showed up at her door.     

We’ve finally found a Redditor that believes women should be allowed to play sports, so that’s a good start.

To be fair, Serena’s had her fair share of questionable TUE’s from WADA for popped tests. Glass houses and whatnot.

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Dearest Mother,

Counter-counterpoint: he’s pretty mediocre, and you only think he’s good because United’s alternatives are Phil Jones and Chris Smalling.

I mean, the Three True Outcome Era is a wildly overblown thing. Let’s take a random year during Goose’s career, 1987, and compare it to 2018:

more strikeouts and HR, the same amount of BB per game (as compared to the 80's). The difference is basically you are seeing 3 more K’s and 1 more HR per team per game. Statistically large, but in the scheme of things, not exactly game changing for a viewer.

“he choked his cheerleader girlfriend Maddy so badly that she had his handprints bruised onto her neck and only managed to sneak his way out of trouble by framing a perfectly innocent man for rape and demanding he confess to the abuse while planting a witness who he was blackmailing.”

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

It is literally his job

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.