There’s no audible in the Gun Monster Inside Zone play, so you’re stuck with what you’ve got. Online, players will respond to Inside Zone spammers with FG/Punt Block or other formations.

if you want to gain easy rushing yards on your computer opponent, the Browns, Titans, Bengals, and Ravens all have playbooks with the Gun Monster.

I agree that hitters should be free to admire their mighty dongs, but there is a basic difference between that and this: underhanded as it may be, the hidden-ball trick is actively moving a player’s team closer to victory. In other words, it’s part of the game. The preening of the batter (which, again, I’m fine with)…

actual teams, like the Cleveland Browns

Any word on whether or not the guy who got tagged out was good in Little League? Been Googling profusely, and I’ve got nothing. Maybe ESPN has some old video footage or something?

The scene you’re describing is actually kind of disturbing if you think about it and demonstrates that Rick is basically gaslighting his entire family.

Quick, do an episode where Rick really wants McDonalds to pay it’s workers a living wage!

The first time I watched Monty Python, I was shocked at how funny it was—primarily because of how unfunny it’s loudest fans are. Anyone trying to do an impression of the Minister of Silly Walks is guaranteed to be just awful.

A little history of Dan Harmon - If there is a bridge, he will BUUUUURRRRN it.

Maybe it’s because I’m a girl but I think Beth Smith (or is it Sanchez again?) is so fascinating in that she’s got all of her father’s worst qualities - the drinking, the lack of parental instincts, the irrational attachments - and the toxic, sexist part of the fanbase seems to recognize those as flaws in her, but not…

I’m reminded of a video Lindsay Ellis made (can’t post a link without it being embedded... stupid new system) that discussed The Producers and its effect on people’s view of Nazis. She argues that white supremacists and modern Nazis like films like American History X because their anti-hero portrays their values and…

If I hadn’t already seen this copypasta before, I’d swear you were being serious.

“Well, well, well...if it isn’t the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. What can I say about Buck Nasty’s suit that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. Then we have the so-called ‘Beautiful.’ Why don’t you click your heels together three times...and go back to…

For me it was the damn schezwan sauce. I haven’t caught up on this season but all of a sudden in April everyone’s talking about schezwan sauce. A quick google search and it turns out oh, Rick mentioned schezwan sauce. Just a fucking mention of the stuff. Then McDonalds gets to swoop in and send the writers some sauce…

I was an atheist before it was cool, and I feel as stupid as anyone else.

It reminds me quite a bit of It’s Always Sunny; for a while I lived with a small handful of dudes who wanted to be The Gang, picking analogues in the show for who they felt best represented them, and emulating the various drinking games and habits they exhibited. It entirely baffles me that anyone would watch that…

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal…

This is a good show to enjoy offline, alone or with friends, and far, far away from shitstorms like Reddit.

This is a little out there, but Rick and Morty fans remind me of the early rise of “internet atheism” which isn’t really a belief in atheism but more so an attempt to cling to something that makes themselves feel smart.

I’m reaching, sure, but so are R&M fans.

I think you’re underestimating the ability of fandoms to stick their fingers in their ears at strategically useful moments.