Who puts so much emotional stock in another stranger, an entertainer no less, to the extent that they are disappointed when said stranger makes a life decision that one disagrees with?

It’s the whole premise of purposely taking a bad take and being earnest about it and that in and of itself being funny, not the actual material. Unfortunately, satire only works when it’s good.

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

Dick Allen was nowhere near a bad player. He’s just short of being a Hall of Famer.

It will never not be hilarious to me that less than a year after Jake Plummer took the Broncos to the AFC championship game, he lost the starting job to a young Vanderbilt product because Mike Shanahan caved to dipshit KHOW callers who thought Plummer didn’t give enough of a shit.

I think a “bad” player off those Jays would be more like Lloyd Moseby, who is memorable mainly because he got to hang out with Bell’s bat and Jesse Barfield’s arm in the outfield.

This guy was a three-time All-Star and actually won the ‘87 AL MVP award. Pretty far from bad...

He was a bad human being. But bad baseball player? I don’t think so.

get the fuck outta here

yeah man if theres one thing thats more impressive than hitting 11 homers in your first 18 games its hitting 8 in your first 20

My apologies, Toffees fans are welcome to join the party as well.

Us Everton fans a pretty happy about it too. Gives us a shot at 6th

Hi, I’m a Red Sox fan and I don’t understand why you can’t write a blog post about a Red Sox player! Did you know about the Red Sox? If not, I’ll tell you about them because they are the team I like! Why is this article not about the Red Sox and players on the Red Sox? One in particular is young and having a very good…

“Already at this early stage of the season, is there anyone who still thinks Arsenal’s decision to bring back Arsène Wenger was a good idea?”

I stand by this math and have no doubt he will break my MLB The Show record for single season homers.

I once pulled off an unassisted triple play at shortstop as a 10 year old. Caught a liner, tagged the runner in front of me, and then finally ran over to first myself after being reduced to a ball of tears by all the yelling parents and coaches because I was so confused about who was still not out.

Superman can only do so much if the other team has kryptonite bats.

Piazza chasing down Guillermo Mota at spring training in 2003 is still the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. We were in the stands cheering at first, but it was almost scary by the end. He was completely out of his mind. It was almost like he was in some kind of . . . rage.

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

Don’t forget, after getting drilled in the head with a Betances fastball, James McCann put one into the bleachers off the face of a Yankees’ fan.