You’re trying to understand why KG is upset when you should just be amazed that there actually was a living person that KG wasn’t perpetually pissy with.

The league in three phases.

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.

Counter Hot Take:

Counterpoint:

Really?

Same, but instead of a random porn image it’s a still from the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

“there’s a line of thinking that people want video to complement their reading experience”

There’s also a line of thinking that a great many people who read sports news during the day are doing so from their cubicle and can’t exactly just watch videos and gifs all day.

Hopefully the future of sports news isn’t video game gossip being shoved down our throats by a razor company. Oh wait, that’s Deadspin.

but maybe I’m setting myself up to have my job replaced by an algorithm picking just the right GIF of a cartoon goat in overalls that dances when a celebrity accepts a kid’s promposal, or frowns and crosses its arms when an athlete gets charged with a sex crime.

I cannot wait to see how the refs will set up the inevitable Barca comeback in the second leg.

After that cheap ass penalty dive against psg, Barca deserve nothing.

People who have more assists and goals in La Liga combined than Neymar:

“BUSQUETS IS BARCELONA’S REAL SUPERSTAR” —football hipster hot-taker

to be fair, the numerous ridiculous tackles he was subject to that led to his frustration:

It’s less “tough situation” and more “Neymar’s an idiot and Barca lost to a trash team and that’s what really cost them La Liga”.

Apparently two of Messi, Ronaldo, and Suarez went off and died or something.