Another senseless animal death due to failed parental supervision. When will it end????

I’m hoping for a group of guys that’s not crazy and plan a chill bachelor party weekend and she comes in and tears shit up and shows them all how to really do it right.

Jesus. STATE border. And I never said anything about the UK drive being easy. I was putting your so called long drive in perspective.

I can take off west, right now, and I could drive almost 750 miles before crossing a border. Does that help?

I can drive 6 hours and not be out of my own state.

No talk of Ming Na Wen in Agents of Sheild? She’s a major character and kicks serious ass.

Now we’re going to fight over which fire hydrants trans dogs can use. God DAMMIT.

That lead picture is everything I hate about today’s media culture. A beautiful touching moment surrounded by family and friends, and everyone has their cell phones out staring at a screen and recording rather than just being there in that moment for her. One or two people videoing? That’s fine. But everyone?? I would…

Those sound like the names of My Little Pony characters!

You’re a freshwater trout river??

I doubt he (she?) understands just how far their foot is into their mouth.

Did you say Vincent Gallo? Gallo with a “G”? No no no. I’m not Vincent Gallo, I’m Vincent CALLO. C-a l-l-o.

Obligatory, but I admire your enthusiasm.

First thing I thought with that headline:

The hottest new teen club is “Labiaplasty!”

It’s after the Top Gear, sooooo:

Any pics of what the back looks like? Could be a dick shaped scrunchy back there. Or it could be shaved to say “Charlotte Russe Rules”.

She probably would have been if she’d let them make her all dirrty like Xtina and Brit-brit did,

I loved Mandy Moore, Candy, and the video when I was younger. I had all her CDs. She was the real pop star girl who came off pretty normal and crush worthy, unlike some of her contemporaries, and she was relatively my age. But I feel icky watching the video now. So ridiculously oversexualized and she looks 13.

Interesting. Try verifying the original bumber numbers against what you find. I did that and found that mine were within a couple thousand of the original, which ends up being a pretty low percentage and generally verified the original numbers.