He used white paper to wipe his ass. WHITE. Proof he hates white people and would kill them if he could.

The Blue Marlin?? You seriously picked the wrong heavy transport vessel. Dockwise Vanguard beats all of this:

Snake it is!

Looks like it’s not just the rats deserting the ship. I tip my hat to you, Pinkham and wish you luck. Previously, one of the few reasons left to wander onto the Gawker network.

#24 I’m picturing as an exchange between Fry and Leela on Futurama.

Their troop leader is probably against all the fun outdoorsy stuff and wants them to be proper girls. All the outdoors type moms I remember from younger ran boy scout troops and the crafty kitchen moms ran the girl scouts.

This was exactly my first thought. The girl scout troop they’re in sounds lame. I’ve seen equally lame boy scout troops. It’s up to each troop leader and group to make the events and activities. These girls need to set up their own and start doing the fun things they want.

#6 Torque Bike Duel

If there are hood boobs, perhaps car bras will make a comeback??

Tha hijab, the Muslim equivalent of this:

A deeply religious group with definite patriarchal and misogynistic beliefs being Republican??

I’m a Starwood member and I used to travel a lot. Not as much as these guys listed, but enough that the membership mattered. This is the first I’ve heard of this and my initial thoughts were very similar to the “well there goes the individual service” which made all my stays at Starwood hotels much better. I’m…

WWJD

MAVERICK!!!!

Chipotle’s sneeze guard wasn’t high enough to accommodate mentally challenged Americans. They were asking for it.

Their sneeze guard wasn’t high enough to accommodate mentally challenged Americans. They were asking for it.

I am offended by this blatant attempt at ginger-face and the appropriation of my melanin spatter.

Really?? Not “My Second Big Fat Greek Wedding”? Really?? REALLY??

More people need these type of wake up calls about college degrees.

I love the attempt to vilify a place for giving a better experience, superior customer service, and knowledgeable salespeople and then having the gall to charge more for said experience.