And that’s how Mary Lynn realized she was lesbian.

This is what depressed, alcoholic Shell Silverstein would write.

MASS SHOOTING ON UT CAMPUS THWARTED BY COCK TO THE HEAD

If this guy starts car review videos, DeMuro’s out of a job.

I don’t like performing any action that rhymes with “rape”. Keeps me out of trouble.

oontz oontz oontz

Is this the plot for The Longest Yard 2?

Only the VW ones.

My face while watching:

Fuck your 30 slices!

Fun fact: The taillights for the final Cougar were almost the taillights used on the Aston Martin being developed at the time. Thanks Ford parts bin!

My first car in 1997 was a brand new green ‘96 Cougar. Turned down the Thunderbird cause that gen looked generic and boring. Man I loved that car. Kept running until I sold it in 2011. I still regret selling that car.

Cod is just an illusion.

It’s meh. Not a headliner. She’s in Fast and Furious too. The 7th one.

We’ve transplanted hands and faces onto people with disfigurements. I think it’s high time we grafted someone else’s donor dick on this brave man.

Great bit. Ole’ pukee. Butch and sundance, ehh?

I’m strangely ok after this. Imagine how many people fly United every frickin day. And we’ve heard about this once? I would have expected finding puke stuffed pockets to be an at least once a week occurrence. Vomit is a very hard to control fluid.

Umm.... yes it is. It’s not magically pulling $2000 out of your pocket on a random government inspection at gunpoint. It’s what it would cost for the license or registration or emissions inspection or whatever BEFORE you can have a kid. How do you get $2000? By saving $666 three times! And then you go for a…

They all just suck and fuck and jerk and fuck and suck. No romanticism necessary.

THEN WHO THE HELL DID CHAD KROGER MARRY???