This woman seems like a bride that would choose a bridesmaid's dress style with various necklines and hemlines so that everyone finds their best fit, then pouts when no one choose the strapless knee length that was her favorite.

I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR GODDAMN SHITTY DATSUN WHEN I'M SEARCHING FOR GARDEN GNOMES!!!

Came here for this. Thank you.

*Rolls Baja Bug*