The word should be out on the street by now:  do not piss off a NASA engineer.

Gingerbread men/women/people are pretty much all gender neutral unless you’re making some anatomically correct cookies that you probably shouldn’t be serving during the holidays to begin with.

That’s why Trump’s legal team is desperate not to have him talk with Mueller.

HOWEVER... Lying to the press can be used as evidence to show a pattern of intent when establishing a crime, like Obstruction of Justice.

Love how every time it’s a story about Canada they just throw up their hands like they can’t figure it out, even though it’s the same as if they were writing about American towns they never heard of.

You left a box out around a cat?  Rookie mistake.

This concept has never made much sense to me, This video of a small one way tunnel hasn’t helped.

All of your videos are too long until I watch them and realize that they are exactly the correct length.

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.

all of it

Good for him. 

I thoroughly enjoyed the video, Tim, thanks for making it. It’d be awesome to know the name of the band the kid is in, if you don’t mind sharing it!

Certainly the only Best/Worst Games of 2018 list to mention “Winamp”.

What the fuck.

[Laughs along with video]. Tim, you rascal you!

Imagine wasting years  on the internet whoring yourself for a cartoon thousandaire to “own the libs”. For free.

I believe that this was a civil case. I imagine (hope) that criminal charges could be filed, which would be GLORIOUS.

You got some Russkie pubes around your lips there, Tomatoeface.

Can we get either of them to run for president in 2020? If we had more people like this in Congress, we'd all be better for it. 

sorry you got glitter in your car