God, I hated Cafe Society. I like Allen when he's good… but Cafe Society was just awful. The characters were so unlikable.

Thanks! I remember very clearly a day when I was 16. It was the school sports carnival, and I was weighing up whether to get a sausage sizzle (hot dog for the Americans) because I still wanted to lose more weight.

I wouldn't say I was ever anorexic, but I had a period in high school where I became ludicrously thin. Like, not just dweeby high schooler thin. More like skeletal.

PG-13?

People who didn't vote for Trump > People who voted for Trump but are now saying they didn't > People who voted for Trump and still admit it

This is exactly what I've said time and time again regarding the polls being "wrong". Every poll said HC was most likely to win. Trump won of course, but in very unlikely circumstances.

Thing that always bugged me about Arnold was hit cool sky light would just get filthy with grit and bird poo.

One of my favourite possessions is a typewriter inherited from my grandfather. He was a detective from the 50s to the 70s, and used the typewriter to type up his reports. One day I'd love to write some noir stories on it, but I feel it would maybe cheapen it somehow. I also inherited a portable "peter pan" record…

As a non-American, I'm always kind of amused how proud Americans are to cite the First Amendment as justification for being a total jackass.

"This video has not been made available in your country"

That story is barrels of fun.

Yup, they all evolved without any predators. Natural selection has made them dopey and naive.

Koalas also spend 99% of their time completely inconspicuous, asleep in trees. Cattle stand around like dumbasses waiting to be attacked.

If it's any consolation, the vast majority of Australians are fine with same sex marriage.

A koala ate my baby?

Funnily enough, Johnny Depp's nemesis is the Deputy Prime Minister.

I guess I'd call myself an anti-war liberal… in the sense that I have liberal tendencies, and I'm not "pro-war" (although I guess sometimes its necessary? I don't know. Actually, once, in university, I was asked to join the Socialist Alliance. They asked me what my opinion on the Iraq War was. I said I didn't know…

Shh, there needs to be an arbitrary reason to hate Nolan.

Hello my ragtime (ragtime!) gal!

I hate this idea that creatives have this responsibility to make all of their stuff ideologically consistent, even if it goes back decades.