Here are 5 ways, and you don’t even need to show ID.

I just wrap it around the handle of my shovel...

Just leave the car keys in the bowl.

Cause Japanese have tiny boobs...

“I still feel sad about her situation as she was clearly on a limited budget and didn’t have anyone with mechanical knowledge to consult with. If you have the mechanical gift please pursue it and help others.”

I love that comic!

Not icky at all!! Whenever someone gives the "eww" comments I just compare it to going out to eat... you use the same silverware, plates glasses as everyone else and it's no big deal.

You can always have someone take your boots off for you and get your slippers.

SWEET... I used to work at the Dr Pepper location in Northlake IL!!!

Mouthwash....