Sorry I'm 8 yrs old right now...

SWEETWATER!!!

Is this an ad for Merino?

I can put both fists in my mouth...

spit...

Humpy happy cat/dog love.

Meet my number one girlfriend. She loves me purely of her own free will... she how she loves me long time?

Only the right one... if you shave off the left you're gay or whatever it was they said in school.

Whichever you pick, make sure you half brow....

Opposite problem...