I was working as a PC tech at Loyola hospital and did a repair in the Ronald McDonald section of the hospital. On the way out I was following the Ronald carpet footprints, then I look up and at the other end of the hall was ..... RONALD MCDONALD!!
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It's not my breath I was holding...
Oh! They're tactical so I didn't see them!
No socks or underwear?
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You could do a Death Star run...
I just got hard.
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Yeah I tried telling my girlfriend that and she said "You're still not putting it in my butt!"
Ever have to go so bad you run into the bathroom then realize you forgot to pull your pants down first?
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It's like this...
Because people cannot be troubled to do so. One does not do such "manual" things...
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People are going to melt the Styrofoam with nail polish remover...
Try my Ex's cooking and you'll get a full facial workout.