Next invention:

I'd buy that for a yen!

This does NOT work with other "strips of meat"...

Fast car, fast food ... its a lifestyle.

I only save things like docs and photos to an sd card, so if the device poops out I can at least pop the card out and still have everything.

When you mentioned Valentine's Day and duct tape, I thought of something different...

Oh my God I would shit my underwear if I saw that!

I want to squeeze those lemons.

Love these types of trucks, low to the ground so it's easy to load and unload, great gas mileage, no frills and gets the job done.... unless the job is trying to boost your ego with an over-sized fully equipped with all the chrome and bells and whistles type of truck.

Remember these days...?

Mother of Pearl, Vengeance must be ridiculously HUGE!

"Avoid Pointless Measurements and Focus on Real Life Experiences"

It's so sad. We are losing our perspective and appreciation for real beauty. Every woman is beautiful, maybe not to every single person, but still beautiful regardless. Making society conform to one standard of attractiveness hurts everyone.

Is this a Lego store display? I have two at home, but I would never gut them...

Reminds me of this

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