I think it has something to do with some old lady who swallowed things. First, she swallowed the robin and then swallowed a kitten to catch the robin and then swallowed a scimitar to kill the kitten, but alas, is also killed the Reliant lady too. True story.

In the past 30 years I have taken one vehicle to the shop for repair instead of doing it myself. It was to replace the plugs on my 2005 F150 5.4l with the crap plugs that tend to snap. I fell for the stupid internet horror stories instead of doing the work myself. I felt like someone kicked me squarely in the jimmy…