The only thing this March Madness has determined is that we are all antisocial fuckers who love to eat food that requires minimal effort to obtain. So I think we’re all winners here, and I’m so proud of all of us.

Didn’t Netflix already make this show?

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

My new tagline, going on my resume, Instagram, twitter, etc:

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

I really think the illustrator was a terrible match for this book. The cutesy, cartoony, Disney-esque style makes it seem far too cheerful. Even if the text did a decent job trying to address the complexity of the issue, (though from a scan of reviews, it does’t-I’d love to find a full version of the text somewhere),…

i remember reading an article once about this, the author basically stated that fat girls have to try harder in order to look “put together” than skinny girls. she said that a skinny girl can wear a pair of jeans and a plain t shirt and it’s considered cute, but when a fat girl does it it’s thought to be sloppy or…

4 and 5 are only madness because you don’t “pull off” the top and bottom. You gotta scrape that shit off with your teeth. I’ve also done similar with Reese peanut butter cups.

Oh yeah I definitely do the voice I just dont think it should be considered me being a bitch.

Ugh, this is my life. I try actively to never be pushy, or lord it over anyone when a few minutes later a guy says a slightly different version of what I just said and they are right.

Ooooh, don’t forget, “you’re rather blunt.” That’s my favorite.

Just...ugh. I’m sorry. And you are soooo correct that YOU are required to fix/address/improve the problem that you don’t own and control. That shit is reductive and offensive (And, far too close to... what were you wearing? And..”Just obey the cop and you won’t be killed”.. and shit like that). I wish I could help in…

I’m always told I’m kind of bitchy. So I asked my husband one day and said, “What does it mean to be bitchy when youre a woman?” And he basically said something to the extent of “ You don’t take shit from anybody”.

So yeah, I’m bitchy or whatever else you want to call me because I don’t take shit from anybody.

I have heard the same thing. Not enough “I think” or “maybe” or any of the other bs softeners we’re “supposed” to say.

This is such a thing. For forty years I was told I was too aggressive, bitchy, etc. My behavior has not changed, but now that I look male to these idiots, I am praised for my independence, assertiveness, and my no bullshit sensibilities.

Also as a woman in tech, you have to be aggressive to get ANYONE to listen to you and get anything done.

It looks sort of like they were poorly photoshopped into Monte Carlo.

The most exciting part of this story is that there’s a whole new Sailor Scout I didn’t know about.