This this and so much this. It's an unrequited crush. I want to shout it at people.

I had no idea! My inner Sailor Moon dork is squealing with glee! That is absolutely amazing!

I was once in a mall in Seattle and saw, what I presume was, a homeless man dressed in outdoorsman-like leathers with a cat sitting on his head. The cat just chilled on his head while he walked around. I was fairly certain at first that it was one of those racoon-hats with the tail hanging down...but nope. Just the…

I like that Walken just lifts his arms in the air instead of even pretending to battle, as if to say "IDGAF, are we done yet?"

He elicits such visceral repulsion from me that I have to resort to using words like "visceral". Especially that move with the girl on the bench...ugh. Some girls' preferences in men just baffle me.

Sometimes I dream of a world where ridiculous challenges to law, such as this, could be answered with a simple "No." and no allowance for appeals. Religious institutes are not such special little snowflakes that they should be allowed to do whatever whim they desire. It's infuriating.

BofA reissued my card on Thursday last week due to law enforcement informing them of a data breach....it's probably this one. As annoying as it is to be without my debit card, I'm glad my bank seems to be on top of things.

I have learned new things today, from both this post and the many replies. This is why I Internetz.

I'd exclusively been using Clinique Happy since High School, since I was no connoisseur of perfumes and just liked how it smelled. Somehow I was given a sample of Jessica Simpson's Fancy, and now I'm hooked on that. I'm mildly ashamed that I'm hooked on a celebrity perfume....and Jessica Simpson, no less. Couldn't…

On the bright side, 2 years later I was most assuredly sex-ing up all over my tiny college apartment with a guy I actually cared about- eyes open and all. Happy Endings for all.

How about an awkward first-time? I'm sure those stories will be popular.

Well, I mean, it's not like it's a NEW transformation each time. This transformation sequence will be the staple sequence in every episode. I would think they'd want to apply that "time-consuming and expensive" effort to it.

Well. I didn't intend to watch an hour long special, but heaven-forbid I not click on links in Jezebel posts.

I fly every week, and I have to agree with you. When you fly during the standard business rush (Monday mornings/Thursday afternoons), pre-check is much slower. I tend to think it's from confusion. So many people don't understand it means to keep your shoes on and stuff in your bag. They start to take things out/off,…

I fly to work every week. If this shit was pulled during one of my Monday commutes, I would straight up cut a fool. I can barely tolerate the occasional Southwest Flight Attendant "ballad", let alone an entire plane of song. Some of us are just trying to get from point A to point B with the least amount of social…

This. Too much hair. It takes waaay too much effort to dry that stuff. I mean, I love the feeling of being IN the shower, but the cost is too high. So much time feeling like a wet dog or holding a blowdryer. I do every other, or every third, or whenever I can't hide the ick in a french braid.