That’s how consistency works. But if you want I can also use the argument “Unless you say Jift for Gift GTFO” and that’s GET the fuck out, not JET the fuck out... would that make you feel better?

So the Jews “foisted it” upon Muslims?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is the best Harry Potter.

Can you please give a clue as to where one might find these articles? This is the first I’ve heard about it!

Really? But one looks like a human and the other one looks like a Bratz doll.

I once went to a pirate themed wedding and honest to god it was the best wedding I’ve ever been to. Yes finding a costume was kind of a hassle, but listening to the ceremony being conducted completely in-character made it all worth it. Most weddings are so fucking boring. This one was magical.

Ostrogoths or go home!

This pretty much reinforces the fact that if your loved one is suffering a mental health crisis, do not call the police if you aren’t willing to accept the very real possibility that the call you made to help your loved one will end up with your loved one bleeding out on the floor.

Bearskins should be illegal.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

Don’t people in Hollywood know that the public assumes that stress means drug addiction?

This is what Pence wants America to be like.

Maybe she needs someone to watch their kid.

i don’t get her.

god i fucking despise this fuck

This is hilarious.

He could have brought those cigar cutters on- if he had just kept them in his pockets and stayed in his coffin with the other checked baggage.

I just don’t have faith in people.

yes the hoops you have to jump through to POSSIBLY get, like, $200 is honestly not really worth it at the end of the day. I am so cynical I just feel like I will be wasting a couple hours of my life coming up with BS for the ‘essay’ components (because lets be real, they want mushy boohoo BS) and will never see the…

BoysScouts are still welcome in the parish.