This never would have happened at SkyDome.

“And Drake is a punk ass bitch”
-Robert Kraft

“And after the Super Bowl loss, neither of us wants to hear about going Back to Back.”

“I was originally there to see an old friend, but the guard said he was no longer with us. Glad he got out! Meeting Meek was just a bonus” - Kraft

Definitely no racists outside of Cleveland.

The Curse of the Klanbino?

Ah the old octuple-bogey, a good friend of mine.

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

No one has answered this, so I’ll try again. I as a hetero male have no desire to rap most Lil Kim lyrics. When Crush On You comes on I rap Lil Cease part, but when Lil Kim raps “I’ll be undressed om the bra all see through”, shit just doesn’t apply to me. Why can’t white people use this logic?? I genuinely do see the…

-1 for comment/username dissonance

It looks so cool to like sit down and drink Scotch with your dad—that looks awesome.

Dont confuse a local magazine out of Jacksonville for something approaching professional journalism, and don’t compare Bortles and De Niro with a straight face.

What! Now who am I going to hang out with?

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.

It was excruciating to watch. But I think Arie stayed because even after all this, he still expected Becca to somehow tell him its ok and make him feel better about it. No dude, you broke her heart, went back on your promise to marry her, and you straight up admitted to being dishonest with her. And you agreed to do…

“Blakey”... honestly, she’s better off now...

No

Public Pee (or almost pee) Story:

I was in Paris on vacation with my sister and we did as one does when 25 and spending your last night in the most romantic city in the world....we drank way too much fucking wine and ate far too much escargot and then traipsed around the streets laughing like schoolgirls.

It was as we…