I hadn’t seen that Friedman article. Interesting.

a trade was fabricated to get him out of the division and into the minor leagues, they asked John Scott to tell fans not to vote for him & they asked John Scott what his 5yo daughter would think.

yep. the NHL couldn’t spring for the $700 studded winter tires he’ll need in Newfoundland? yuck indeed.

When I was a kid, I was so blown away by the fact that a friend’s Dad was good enough to one time attend a Maple Leafs training camp. I really don’t think kids are going to scoff at little John Scott Jr and tell him that his Dad was no James Neal.

And here I get upset that my league makes me pay an extra $20 every year for getting last place.

What’s wrong with Newfoundland in January!?!? He can like, go look at the ocean and stuff!

Must’ve lifted his watch as well.

How is this not a more popular question? Does everyone else just know who that guy is?

Well, oh ho ho, that there is the type of move we wouldn’t have the confidence to do in my day Al.

I’ve been there, it’s fine. But this is America & you can’t have Americans watching football in a two decade old stadium! Even more importantly, you can’t have rich Americans in old or limited suites!

Madison Square Garden was renovated to the extent that it counts as a new stadium?

Not available in Canada. Those fucking cunts.

So you’re saying there’s an opportunity for him & I should pick him up in fantasy? I’m in the semi finals, it seems like a good time for such a move...

Totes jelly.

Same. “Wow, she looks pretty good. I’m jealous.”

Explore abandoned buildings?

So all of those morons who place Netflix as the most valuable thing in their life might have declined brain function?!? You don’t say.