Best RB in the NFL?

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.

We’re probably being a little unfair to Sally here. The Civil War probably could’ve been avoided if Lincoln had just reached out and invited the Charleston Slave-Traders to the White House to come celebrate their victory in the Palmetto League of American Cricket and Roundrunning Championship series. And if Jesse…

I like the idea of the Obama residence becoming a Shadow White House.

I already ordered the PPV 6 months ago from a legitimate looking Nigerian version of Showtime. Cost me $5,000, but I’ll get that back and then some when the Sultan unfreezes his inhertance.

Then he should have run a better primary.

Did somebody said Ghost Dad?

Counterpoint

“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

Did he cover up for a child molester? No? Okay, not the worst person to be a coach.

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

Triple H and John Cena are from Connecticut. Well-to-do parts of Connecticut. Much like NASCAR the stars of the sport are not some backwoods country bumpkins.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

How many hands do you have?

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

1. Two black coaches squaring off against eachother in the Finals? Not on my watch.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.