“The bastard got off too easy”

Banned ... Even Though ... Acquitted

I’m not sure “gay people can’t help being predators” is the best defense to go with here.

only one A in Takei, there, Bill.

People sure loved Louis CK—evidenced by the blinding speed at which wagons would be circled to protect him over the years, from these “slanderous” or “rumor-mongering” women, even at faintest mention of the allegations.

[huddles under desk]

Did anybody really love James Toback, Brett Ratner, Harvey Weinstein...

George Takei is going to be the first in a loooong and disappointing line of people we love unexpectedly having these stories.

Here’s the thing I don’t get — as a Patriots fan, and one who loves Marty.

Definitely. The cockpit design alone looks troubling and suggests “See, flying isn’t as difficult as it looks!” Cockpits are typically full of visual information because aircraft are complex machines and flying demands constant attention.

I always say, one bad flight can really ruin your Halladay. 

Your an asshole that’s not funny at all

Out of all that, this is what I would like to focus on:

This is a bad take. As a millennial, we like football just as much as other people. But a lot of people of my generation (luckily not including myself) can’t afford cable and don’t bother with OTA antennas to watch on an actual TV.

I’m sorry, are you saying that your 10 year old son is a Millennial?? Depending on how old you were when he was born, it is more likely that you are a Millennial. The widest, most generous definition of the Millennial (formerly Gen-Y) generation is people born from 1980-2000, though it can be an even smaller time…

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Your medal’s in the mail, hero.

Yes, people can’t do anything that makes them happy, because a nut job did something awful! Forced patriotic mourning!

And you clearly don’t realize that if the electors of Michigan and Pennsylvania choose to go against the popular vote in their states, it will be challenged.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.