This makes Dennis Miller's oeuvre look like the pages of a John Kennedy Toole volume, babe. Kellyanne Conway fits into the standup comedy mold about as well as Ted Nugent fits in at a gay PRIDE parade, okay?

My favorite part of the Plinkett review of The Force Awakens was when he listed off a fictional group of YouTube movie review channels (i.e. Movie's Bloody Stool Gave Me AIDS).

Not while Chuck Noblet exists.

Quoth Sony: "Take it away"

From what I've noticed, the South Park material that always ages the best is when they make fun of broad movie tropes ("Speak in a language we can understand, MR. SCIENTIST", "Sector 2…?", Wal Mart's "true form", etc.)

Esme must be Alison Brie. Should be.

I wouldn't say "no reason". That was Count Olaf adopting a fake voice, not being able to stick to it because of his terrible acting ability, and falling back into it every time he repeats the first/only thing he said in the voice. It was like watching a bad school play.

I liked First Impressions the first time… wwwwwhen it was called the Hollywood Minute.

Almost related: the Springsteen cover band that's playing the Trump inauguration is headed by a guy named Will Forte. Kinda makes you wish Jon Bovi was still around.