Rosebud was Thanos’ asshole.

Rosebud was Cap’s shield.

I still can’t believe that Doctor Strange was really Keyser Soze this whole time. 

When the show first started and nobody had heard of it, the insane soft focus was the thing SNL really zeroed in on in their parodies of it. A book about the show recently came out and apparently in it there’s discussion about how, at the time, people in the writing room thought the writers who pitched the sketches…

They use Meghan McCain’s lipstick for their white balance test.

What is with the lighting on the View.. it turns everyone completely oversaturated pink. Every time I ever see video or screenshots of The View its like I want to fix the color balance on my screen.

I would genuinely like to know who the fuck is even out there wondering, “What does Rick Santorum think about this?”

[Wink] It’s for the rookies who may not be aware.

Among other things that the GOP should be continually hammered via reporter questions is this: “Do you support Franklin Graham’s view that Pete Buttigeig should repent for being gay?”

In any ways, CNN’s type of faux centrist propaganda is more harmful than Fox’s more overt efforts. It tricks otherwise well-meaning people into thinking this is what moderate, centrist, and fair coverage should look like, unlike those bloody-gummed partisans over on Fox and MSNBC (which CNN also enjoys portraying as…

I’m open!

Hey, the basic goal of football is breaking the plane, and this kid’s great-grandfather was one of the best.

More importantly, apparently the Lions just drafted an actual giant.

Nah. Some people get saved in a rapture.

I’m not even gonna pretend to be a troop thru this - I’m channeling Knowshon Moreno for 180 minutes and there’s nothing I can do about it.

That’s fair. And I can see why you would feel there are no stakes since we KNOW at least Black Panther and Spiderman are coming back. I just found it amusing that these sentences were in back to back paragraphs. I just try to stay in the moment and remember that Tony Stark doesn’t know that Spiderman 2 has been…

I am not gonna rank all 21 of these movies but my top six, in some order, are Thor: Ragnarok, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Ant-Man and the Wasp. 

Black Panther’s dusting at the hands of Thanos was the exact moment everybody knew for an absolute fact that the sequel to Infinity War would definitively undo the entire climax of Infinity War—which drained that climax of basically all its emotional power.

Are you talking about Virgil “Gus” Grissom?

Will the REAL Corey Feldman please stand up?