I always wonder if when he ends his tweets with “sad” he’s actually saying “i’m sad”.

I’m pretty sure getting denied a hug by Seinfeld is what you would expect when asking Seinfeld for a hug. Like, not getting the hug is the hug.

So I gues their spinoff series is sealed.

I couldn’t beat the final boss (second to final maybe?). I tried for a very long time and would pick it up again every few months to give it a try. Nope. I don’t have it anymore but I’d like to go back and get revenge some time.

Is this the first time they’ve interviewed a celebrity or something? Celebrities are related to other celebrities. Celebrities get to see shit that other people don’t see. Celebrities have celebrity fucking names!

I’m not from the U.S. and I don’t know a ton about politics. My question: could this Comey stuff lead to empeachment somehow? If Trump fired him and lied and then lies about it later (under oath) and is proven to be a liar... No?

For some reason I’ve embedded the idea in my head that the levels in this game auto scroll. I know that’s not the case but it fills me with anxiety.

It’s ok, Depp will always be cringier.

How’s about: “water is blue, chocolate is a flavour, ex-managers accuse Johnny Depp of Grossly entitled behavior”.

Plastic though?!

C.K. should just step back for a bit anyways. He’s getting way too big for his Joe Schmo routine.

I thought yooka laylee was delayed on the switch? No?

Satire isn’t just doing the exact same thing, it’s an analysation. I’m sure it’s approach in dialogue is satirical but that doesn’t make the game approachable.

How often do i forget ice is a thing?! Man. I did one last night and sort of piled stuff in the water until it was shallow enough to stand on and threw the sphere at its target. (actually, i’m pretty sure I took a shot at that same “shrine” before and didn’t forget the ice). 

I’m kinda bummed I have to wait for Yooka and Laylee on the Switch now. Alas.

Why don’t they ever do some kind of slow-down, bullet time effect or something?

Pam Anderson is the worst. She came to Neefoundland (where I’m from) a couple of years ago and tried to buy out the sealing industry for a million dollars. All opinions regarding the well being of animals aside, we’re talking the livelihoods of thousands for a small amount of money. Sam Simon was there too. It was…

I’ve had no problems. I feel kinda guilty, haha.

Just so everyone knows, Faux Bravo is also an adult. There, shhh. It’s ok.

• “Eekeemoo – Splinters of the Dark Shard — Xbox One”