Jesus Tralfaz, I was thinking the same thing as I was typing a response to this. "Gerald Ford died today…" One of the funniest SNL skits ever.

"Ok, Dukat, in this next scenario the Bajoran rebels are using trained Cardassian voles to eat through the circuitry in the security system to turn off the force fields. You will need to warn them that they have 1 minutes to cease with the vole attack or Vole poison will be released from all air vents."

"Ok, Dukat, in this next scenario the Bajoran rebels are using trained Cardassian voles to eat through the circuitry in the security system to turn off the force fields. You will need to warn them that they have 1 minutes to cease with the vole attack or Vole poison will be released from all air vents."

He probably wouldn't actually have to record them all. I mean, if we can create interactive holograms he could probably just upload his holographic picture and program what he wanted it to say.

He probably wouldn't actually have to record them all. I mean, if we can create interactive holograms he could probably just upload his holographic picture and program what he wanted it to say.

As much as I love Civil Defense, I always thought it had a pretty weak ending. Everything leading up to the end was great, this episode was full of great character moments and great tension. I've always hated the fact that everything was solved with technobabble though. I guess with the way everything was set up there…

As much as I love Civil Defense, I always thought it had a pretty weak ending. Everything leading up to the end was great, this episode was full of great character moments and great tension. I've always hated the fact that everything was solved with technobabble though. I guess with the way everything was set up there…

"Dax" is one of those episodes that really bugs me because the extradition hearing really should have been over in 5 minutes. The most logical thing for the judge to do would be to contact the Trill home world and say "Hey, what is the legal precedence in a case like this?" I know that Bajor wouldn't be legally…