They listed? To port or starboard?  And hope it doesn’t sink completely.

Looked at a few of these as options for a road trip from Washington to Alaska. Decided it wasn’t bear proof and decided nope. Also insects, and the middle of the night trips to pee. Not a bad idea for a road trip in more hospitable regions. Not the right thing for me. Also, I used to sleep in the back of my ’88…

And she improved the looks and functionality of the back half of this money losing turd. Now a few suggestions on making the fugly front end look better...

Pickup trucks are tools to do a job. I received my father’s ‘67 GMC short bed with a 6 cylinder, three on the tree standard transmission as my first vehicle. I’d already been driving it since age 14 anyway, and had been driving everything else on the farm from age 10 when I could reach the pedals. Many years later I…

Problem 1: These are garbage littering sidewalks and causing me to have to walk around, over, through their crap. Arrest the literbugs and get their garbage off my sidewalks. Problem 2: Motor vehicles do not belong on sidewalks with pedestrians. Arrest the drivers who drive these on my sidewalks. No new laws are…

I saw the add for this in my local Craigslist, even considered going to have a look on my next day off just for grins. The multi-location is not an issue, this used car dealer has been expanding over the last 10 years.  That and a certain retired Major League Baseball player is part of the team there. He’s cool, and…

Finally the hybrid we deserve.

Mergers: Helping wall street profit at the expense of anyone working at the companies since always. Expect layoffs of the workers at the bottom and bonuses for the managers at the top just like always.

Is that show still on? Pretty sure it jumped the shark a few seasons before all the host changes started happening. All the episodes and challenges started looking like reruns of reruns and started cutting in to my Jalopnik Time.

Wondering what part of a tesla this guy purportedly “engineered” when obviously has no clue how to 1) check weather report before going out of city, and 2) goes to mountains in winter without chains, tow rope, and friends with real world problem solving skills. I’m going with software “engineer” as they were unable to…

My favorite internet game on rainy days has always been car configurators. Porsche configurators have cost me a few million fantasy dollars over the years. Craigslist car shopping comes in second place as a pleasant way to while away a few hours.

I’m almost certain that this is where the Elio is going to be built, am I right? I still want one, need one, and sadly will likely have to build my own.

Nice looking car. Real questions, can it survive potholes in the real world? Rear seat legroom for adults under 6 feet tall?  Does it Android? How many cupholders? How much does a new set of rear tires cost? How heavy is the clutch? Easy to heal-toe? Looking forward to your followup!

So apparently the trailer for this has not yet been released to the public.  Give us the trailer already and get the Jalop buzzz going!

As Facebook is against my religion I didn’t see the race either.  Since they make all their money tracking users and selling user’s data without sharing that money with their users I see no reason to user their so called “services.”  I just want to watch some good racing!

What does that NASCAR acronym even mean? As a founding member of the Anti Acronym Association (our motto: We Like Words!) I can’t for the life of me figure it out, perhaps it’s Nobody’s Amusing Stock Cars And Robots.

I’ve watched and listened to that guy a couple of times now, read a few of the tweets over the years as well. My take is he says whatever he thinks will sell his product, maybe even make a profit some day. He really needs to take an intro to speech class, I’d grade him a D for showing up for most events as what he…

Proving once again the saying,”It’s the journey, not the destination” that matters. Bravo to you for doing the near impossible with a vehicle most would have sent on to the scrappers long ago!

Waaaaaaa. Put a plate on both the front and back, they are mandatory in my state and hope it stays that way. Obey the speed limits. Use your signal lights. Put your damn cell phone or other screen toy away. Pay attention to driving. Petty people with petty complaints. Car designers have been dealing with regulations…

Too high of a price for all that, and it’s in New Jersey, so double nope. And I like Audis, and 3 pedal cars, and blue too.