This man will not shut up or dribble.

I’m pretty sure Jared’s father is a white collar crook. I think Josh is the black sheep.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

In all honesty though, on one hand I can totally see this. These fuckers practically ooze their phobias, unreasonably afraid of shit they really should not be afraid of.

Here are some other things that are “low and slow”

Good article! I’ll admit I only clicked cuz of boobs, though.

This. I posted something similar, but like they always do when their “question” is answered...

To be honest, especially after the very real police scandal here, I’m tired of references to The Wire. For all the characters and stories cribbed from reporter’s notebooks, The Wire was a television show. Baltimore is a real place. Referencing Carcetti or Omar or McNulty trivializes the city’s real people and real…

There are so many people around Baltimore who are so cynical about what she’s doing, but the city is making progress. A little hope never hurt anybody.

The entire way this country works is by convincing white people that they are the underdogs in their own personal movie. That anyone that is different is just like the baddies in every action movie they’ve ever watched where one white guy slaughters an arm full of brown people. And that we’re all just waiting for the…

This fear is why they’re so obsessed with arming themselves with multiple human killing machines. It’s why they fight against even the notion of incremental disarmament so vehemently. They are scared shitless of us. Of anyone who is not them.

I am uncomfortable with the fact that there may have been some class issues here. Here in Chicago, convenience stores in black working-class neighborhoods are well-stocked with fruit punch, Koolaid and watermelon-flavored beverages like watermelon Arizona iced tea. It sounds like they asked two (probably) non-college…

Vismuradov was not only given a Schengen visa to enter Rotterdam, but was able to travel freely between multiple European nations without significant molestation.

Full disclaimer: I attended Xavier University for undergrad and NYU for grad school. I am glad that Miss Harris is feeling empowered via social media and whatnot, but I really need her to examine the much bigger picture in this 3D chess game. NYU is a magical, yet contradictory, place to learn, but Miss Harris is…

Naw, we don’t need anyone intentionally injuring Steph Curry.

In 20 full seasons of coaching the Spurs, Greg Popovich has made the playoffs 20 times. I think you’re overthinking this.

And everyone says Latin players don’t know how to play ball The Right Way. #unwrittenrules

Good to hear they’re pressing charges. That kid’s too young for a Brazilian waxing.

THANK YOU.