That was William Goodrich kicking you man and he was trying to tell you to wake up and smell the asbestos.

Your refusal to accept the term normcore makes the term normcore necessary.
Seriously, what word do you use to describe Boy Meets World?

I was way too into this show. Then I discovered The Secret World of Alex Mack.

Jesus, you are so alien to me.

The internet knows that there is only one Sean O'Neal. And regrettably only one Melissa Joan Heart…

They have WordStar emulators. Maybe that's his deal.

With Lenscrafters, you truly can expect more.

An incest-obsessed fat dude in a sailor cap, no less.

The Simpsons writers do.

Well, whatever turns your hourglass.

No shit. I always feel like I accomplished something when I finish one his books, but I can't say it feels constructive.

This Hipster band in Asheville put out an album exclusively on floppy disk a few years back. They had to compress everything down so much that it sounded bizarre. Tens of people bought it!

Safari I get but Internet Explorer? That shit is terrifying.

Neal Stephenson wrote The Baroque Cycle out by hand.

Sell out.

Here's hoping that Stan and Roger come in and Scarface the whole scene.

I was about to type "Laugh-tracking all the way to the bank", damn you!

It could never be except that it is…

But if it sits it will surely rip it's pants!

Cornea really blame me?