"It was the only sweet thing in my life…"

"First they said I had to be tough so I couldn't pout or look too stoic. Then they wouldn't let me smoke a cigarette out of one of those weird long Hunter S. Thompson things. Now they want to pay me Philip Seymour Hoffman money? I'm out!"

She was a member of The Eagles?

And if so is that really what it sounded like?

And if so, is that really what it sounded like?

This could be your big break!

So many fans will never forgive him for that…

Judas is bad, but I really can't stand that Jimmy Pigfucker. Don't even get me started on Tyler Perry…

Judas is bad, but I really can't stand that Jimmy Pigfucker. Don't even get me started on Tyler Perry…

The closest I know of is on the new record he sings about a "flat-chested junkie whore", who I believe he says should "put (her) clothes back on." He also says that he is in fact "not dead yet" and that his "bell still rings"

The closest I know of is on the new record he sings about a "flat-chested junkie whore", who I believe he says should "put (her) clothes back on." He also says that he is in fact "not dead yet" and that his "bell still rings"

So does David Cross have to be in this?

So does David Cross have to be in this?

I'm really looking forward to someone giving him hell for referencing those Beatle's lyrics on the new one and for stealing the idea of a "Leo" being on the titanic!

I'm really looking forward to someone giving him hell for referencing those Beatle's lyrics on the new one and for stealing the idea of a "Leo" being on the titanic!

It seems like after the 50 years or whatever that he's been putting out music fairly consistently that people would sort of get off his back. I mean after releasing 35 albums, half of which are decent, a lot of which are iconic, all while consuming 2.6 metric tons marijuana, 1.4 metric tons of cocaine, a half ton…

It seems like after the 50 years or whatever that he's been putting out music fairly consistently that people would sort of get off his back. I mean after releasing 35 albums, half of which are decent, a lot of which are iconic, all while consuming 2.6 metric tons marijuana, 1.4 metric tons of cocaine, a half ton…

I think it was Timrod actually first coined the term "Wussies and Pussies"

I think it was Timrod actually first coined the term "Wussies and Pussies"

Good Jorb…