What the hell is wrong with you guys? You make excuses for the hideous mess that is the new Civic, but this handsome, tastefully restrained design gets shit. Fine, enjoy your tacky, crease-tastic, wannabe aggressive, trying too hard to be futuristic crap. Buick is the only automaker coming even close to Mazda in terms…

That last one, for the Plymouth Duster, is amazing. At no point in the 60 or so seconds of the ad do you get even a split-second shot of the entire car. It’s just brief, ill-lit glimpses of a fender here, and a sidewall there, surrounded by studio fog, scaffolding, dancers endlessly tumbling up to the car to carress…

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

Well, the thing is, everything the judge said is true.

Yeah like a said...a good dealer who cares about the long term game of good customer satisfaction won’t care.

Not being in control over your finances is typically what lands you in a Mitsubishi store in the first place.

I super appreciate her correction: there is no right or wrong way to feel about an abortion. I am extremely pro-choice, don’t regret my abortion, and am pretty sick of the “hardest choice of all” narrative. But in all this politicking women still need to be able to feel however they feel, and most importantly, know…

So you'd be ok with Ray Rice getting an award or Bill Cosby?

Seeing the video of her barreling into those cars has given me a bitter taste about these otherwise positive stories. May she redeem herself with the work on behalf of less fortunate trans people.

Or perhaps a group of young women far too high on their self-importance started acting like a gaggle of blithering assholes and forced the pilot to return to the gate because they are selfish dickwits who showed no respect for the flight crew or fellow passengers.

So because some woman who got kicked off a plane, a woman who can’t have twitter because it affects her “mental health,” a woman who deletes her initial allegations says that United has racist flight attendants, you automatically assume United has racist flight attendants?

“Woo woo, America! You are still a garbage country but we appreciate you allowing us do some of the things we want to do.”

That’s depressing. The least a suicidal person can do is try and make it clean and not get others involved. Like it is hard to live when the only reason you’re living is to not rock the boat for other people. But still have a little self awareness.

I work in online operations for a dealership group and can tell you exactly why (long explanation ahead).

Depending on the state you live in, you actually ARE a dealer having flipped that many cars in that timeframe. You might want to check into that.

So, he rides in that SUV’s blind spot (for who knows how long), gets angry when the driver MIGHT try to change lanes (Never actually does... she drifts slightly left but well within her lane), he stalks her, he threatens her (with her child in the passenger seat, no less!), then he stays around to continue harrassing…

I love how people rip on the GMs of this era. They did exactly what they were designed for. They were cheap reliable transportation. Many of them still going strong with well over 200k.