For the record, most people who don’t evacuate and then die in storms like these don’t die because they’re poor; they die because they do stupid things, like go wakeboarding in storm surge or stand outside drinking as debris is hurled around them at speeds where small aircraft take to the sky or drive their Mazda3…

I live in West Central Florida, known to be slightly warm sometimes.

Enjoy your $500 fluid services every 50k miles.

$1100 ACV as a trade-in

Those mirrors look like you broke your actual door mirrors and are too poor to do anything but go to an LKQ pick-n-pull and grab what’s available.

Buick Rendezvous, Lexus RX350 (unless you purse is the size of a fucking Hefty bag), etc. have designed purse areas.

Runs, drives, shifts, stops, with functioning A/C? $2000.

Like the Phaeton, a hilariously-bad and junk car.

If there’s one manufacturer around that I trust to assemble something with lots of complicated electronics and wiring, its Volkswagen. I think the 373 represents the amount of range until first major warranty failure.

I just had a customer ask me this yesterday re: an ‘11 128i...

Some F-150s were, Harley-Davidsons.

I’m mostly talking shit about the car itself, what a festering pile of shit this sled happens to be, or how nice and clean it is and how it smells fragrant.

That’s embarrassing. I wouldn’t fly that if it were the last ride out of Escape from New York.

Someone needs to teach Marchionne how to run a car company by means other than scamming the American people and American workers.

I’m not sure whether the Dart has failed

Most BMWs are chintzy. They aren’t luxury cars.

You’re drawing false equivalencies between the two and really reaching here - criminal vs civil liability - but yes, you are innocent until proven guilty.

I never said GM shouldn’t pay; they should! And they have! Educate yourself on the matter.

He’s extremely fortunate to know little about Lena Look at Me Dunham

You seem to not be drawing the clear line between responsibility and willful negligence on part of the consumer.