I’m not saying this will lead to arguments legalizing pedophilia, but this will lead to arguments legalizing pedophilia.

“I’m not gonna buy a Volt despite all its benefits and it suiting my needs because I saw a quarter-shot of it that bore rough similarity to some Canadian-market Honda cashgrab for unintelligent suckers.”.

Seriously? Here’s a reason why people will buy a Bolt - they can see, touch, feel, and drive one in a few months.

And for a shoplifting charge. Not homicide DUI, not rape, not child molestation, not premeditated murder...shoplifting.

VW, Tesla, and FCA should merge to form Looming Hubris Motors

His purchase of a Model X only serves to validate this man’s claim of being unable to read the symbology because of his clear visual impairment.

Speedy Gonzales...like, the quick, industrious, resourceful Speedy Gonzales who is a hero to his people and outwits the gringo Sylvester to get his gente cheese? The one that is very popular in Mexico but guilt-ridden white gringos are afraid to watch?

Television Academy is a bunch of sentient enemas.

So, I have the right to destroy things that don’t belong to me if they trigger a feeling of ‘marginalization’ in me...?

Sorry! Done slammed my peter in the car door one too many times!

$17,500 buys a lot of unprotected sex with hookers and also cocaine and I’d still walk away with less unforseen long-term expenses than if I bought this timebomb.

Uh...Dan Akroyd is awesome. What’s the snark on that?

Ha. I’m not an RVer by any means. Hate the damn things. They take up valuable space on my lot and no one EVER buys one. EVER. But they’ll sure as shit use up 45 minutes of your time requesting the nickel tour of every square inch of the thing and telling you yarns about how they and the missus long to go out West and…

RVs are not exclusively a “rich person’s toy;” there are lots of smaller Class C motorhomes that are rather affordable and fit a lifestyle, namely a retired couple that want to finally pull up stakes and travel the country.

We all can’t ride around in the back of your mom’s Durango forever...

Airbus still wins the Treetop Mowing competition

Craigslist. It’s not just the Casual Encounters section, fucktard.

I retail cars for a living (8+ years), and you’d be surprised at the number of people who would eschew a reliable and affordable car for a high-maintenance old ‘wannabe’ luxury car because “that’s what I want.” And its historically younger, stupid people who barely qualify for the loan (minimum income, minimal down…

You don’t need a smoke to ‘take the edge off;’ you need to rationally consider whether or not $35-45/carton is worth not being able to do your laundry. Smoking isn’t the cheap fix it used to be.

Like the poor people who wouldn’t buy a reliable $1500 Buick - ew! - but would rather put $1500 down on an Audi or BMW that will obviously be affordable to maintain if it breaks, and they never break down?