Shift into neutral.

Yes, if he gave me a convertible. 15.22% (252 votes)

Annnnnnnd the Gawkerization of Jalopnik continues...

Remember - it IS a religion of peace. There’s a piece of you here, a piece of you there...

Like anyone should care about what people like Fox blather on about. Mexico is on the verge of being a failed state and I feel terrible for the innocent, hard-working people there victimized by their corrupt and pathetic ‘leadership.’ That’s what the focus should be on.

Jalopnik has become the 29 year-old jobless Craigslist-browsing basement-dwelling Millennial-with-Asperger’s of car blogs, masturbating furiously over pictures of some dumb shit Lancia no one really cared about 40 years ago while posting vainglorious praise on the goddamn Mirage for chris’sake...

Ah, forget about the M5. And the turn signal delete.

Irrelevant. The average Mitsubishi customer doesn’t understand what any of that shit is and won’t keep the car longer than fifteen months anyway before the Great Black Single Cab Ram 3500 With Stinger of Inevitability comes and find it parked at their girl’s mom’s aunt’s house backed into the carport with the dash VIN…

You’re incorrect. And having low expectations doesn’t exempt the Mirage from being woefully embarrassing.

You could do worse. Like a Mirage

Can VW just leave the US now? And stop embarassing itself?

Too bad his wife didn’t have a David Miscarriage instead!

Looks more cohesive than a Model X...

It illustrates how vain and selfish she is.

That poor, poor child. Cory Sause sounds especially like a worthless and selfish person.

Trump is right about that, though - how many debates DO we need? Its overload.

This “Aging, irrelevant brand” crap is getting old. Buick is far more revelant now than a whole brace of marques, like VW, Mitsubishi, honestly Acura...

Okay, who gets here first - an Elio, an NSX, or an Alfa-Romeo product that actually sells in appreciable number?

..could’ve easily been solved with one of those.

We’ve had these in Florida for years. We also have too Goddamn many specialty plates, but anyway...