Manziel: Do I look drunk to you?

It’s like the Odd Couple, except they are both Oscar and both have substance abuse problems.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

I think the Caucasian shirt is effective enough for the point it’s making, but it really gains teeth when you replace the “Indians” or “Redskins” with actual racial epithets. No one’s really offended by “Caucasian.” (Well, my sense of geography is offended a bit since it limits the white people to the Caucasus region,…

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

This is such bullshit.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

Really?

I’m still excited for the movie, but I feel like this trailer is just...okay. I mean, great, it looks like they kept a lot of the beats (including, unfortunately, three white Ghostbusters getting a black friend only after they’ve established themselves). But it just feels like “oh, hey, Ghostbusters...you all remember…

It’s nice to see Melissa McCarthy in a movie where she’s not playing Melissa McCarthy so there’s that, but we do have Kristin Wiig starring as Kristin Wiig and a loud black lady playing a loud black lady again.

Lose-Lose-Lose*

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

Yes, as indicated this is called FORESHADOWING, not spoilers.

Officer: Alright, Mr. Manziel. We’re going to keep this short and to the point. Now we understand you have been spending a lot of time in Fort Worth lately and there have been conflicting reports as to what happened here today. So I want you to tell me the truth. I’ve been doing this a long time and I’m not going to…

I’m making fun of his ridiculous “cabin.”

If you can’t recognize a statement of opinion when you see one, you probably oughta stay off the internet.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.