Manziel: Do I look drunk to you?

It’s like the Odd Couple, except they are both Oscar and both have substance abuse problems.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

I think the Caucasian shirt is effective enough for the point it’s making, but it really gains teeth when you replace the “Indians” or “Redskins” with actual racial epithets. No one’s really offended by “Caucasian.” (Well, my sense of geography is offended a bit since it limits the white people to the Caucasus region,…

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

This is such bullshit.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

Really?

Lose-Lose-Lose*

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

Officer: Alright, Mr. Manziel. We’re going to keep this short and to the point. Now we understand you have been spending a lot of time in Fort Worth lately and there have been conflicting reports as to what happened here today. So I want you to tell me the truth. I’ve been doing this a long time and I’m not going to…

There is no solution. That’s the point. It’s not our problem who some industry group decides to nominate for their awards banquet. Worrying about who gets nominated makes about as much sense as worrying about who gets nominated for Eastern Rhode Island Accountant of the Year. You can enjoy Dope or Straight Outta…

Haha, yeah, that’s the Oscars, always giving the awards to obscure, snooty art films like Titanic and Gladiator and Lord of the Rings and Braveheart.

Yeah, but did you ever see what happens when they let the people vote? You get the People’s Choice Awards. Have you looked at the past winners of the People’s Choice Awards? Adam Sandler has 9 all after 2000. He’s a fucking dynasty when you let the people vote.

It’s a thing to care about for the sole purpose of griping about how unworthy it is of being cared about.

I’m making fun of his ridiculous “cabin.”

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.