minor league baseball promotions truther here: even though we don’t see them declare a winner, I think most would assume the dryer gets the gold... but hold on sheeple- the dryer never rounded the thermostat, and water heater boy was coming in... hot... so I think history will show that despite the range’s best…

#WAT

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

I thought Inside Out was too simple. It was one of the first Pixar movies I saw and immediately thought “This movie is for children.” A lot of things went unexplained, and I don’t think it really made a lot of sense. Pixar has been really good at creating these unique worlds/characters/ideas and make them relatable…

Really playing it fast and loose with “big deal”

I love a good witch hunt!

Why are there never any WNBA articles on Deadspin?

3 out of 5?

“If anyone isn’t excited for the zombie Mountain to murder the religious zealots....”

Deadspin brass meeting: “Well, we’ve got another soccer video...” :groaning from all members: “hey, Im not happy about it either, but whaddayagonnado? Let’s see, this is a pretty boring goal... how can we spruce this up?”

1st deadspin is plagued by all these soccer posts... now we’ve got click-bait headlines?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

The only problem I have with your point is saying, “This is a very strange complaint given the fact that Jenner is one of the most famous athletes in American history.” and then getting on to Bobby for bringing up the Kardashians. Jenner is not one of the most famous athletes in American history and would be…

Can someone explain Pliny the Elder to me? I’ve now had it 3-4 different times (over a 3-4 year span), and I’ve never been overly impressed. Just kind of a “Hmm not bad,” reaction, as the group of people around me stare and smile, like they’re happy for me and my taste buds.

I don’t usually care about horse racing.... but I was happy to click on anything that wasn’t related to the women’s world cup. Sooooo whatdawe got here?! Horses running... Cool!

Can you explain how the “incident” with Manny was in any way Donaldson’s fault?

i mean, baseball is on, people! BASEBALL!!!1!!one!

When did this become a soccer blog?

“we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain’t come to play SCHOOL”

LOL was this a serious reply?

Is Sidney really any different than Cindy?