I, for one, sir prefer Diogenes. And my lamp is held high.

Labeling is bullying.
It is wrong to assume another persons adjectives and pronouns too.

Better meshuga……oy

She would have been a natural(ahem) for "Surrogates"!

I wouldn't feel too bad, after all she duped us all with "Mr. Wrong".

Pier 39? I was the fat one with my whiskers between her fins. She smelled like fish.

The nails! The nails! Don't touch the nails!

Which cult? Austrailian C&W music cult?

Next time try it using "canneloni".

Hey I've seen those at trader joes.. The little ones that come in a box?

With all the excitement i kinda lost track..Are you talking about Nigella, Giada or Nicole?

Perfect because she does a well prepared "Mutton".

That is a first. I have always wanted to use force, cackle and jocular in the same sentence! Bravo, and well done Sir!

If you want it to taste right and have a more lyrical flavor don't forget the parsley and thyme.

It is a small world after all……..

And a "Spotted Dick"!

badabing!

I live off of gwyneth paltrows goop!!! ARRRRGH And yes I will marry you cute little wendy's girl, if thats really you.

I am so glad i dont work. it allows me to avoid people who are. And they can be so dickish when they are trying to accomplish shit yaknow?

Shit pretty much everybody blew john mayer……oh wait