Maybe they are hesitant about homophobes (jk the hall don't give a fuck about that)

Thats the kind of economic stimulus we can all believe in!

Well it'll be a white Christmas(winks)

Wanna close eyes and exchange hand jobs?

What an idiot. I bet he gets the music wrong as well.

"Oh yeah we of course got Hendrix!" —RRHoF

Shit. Its the whisky i swear…. this hasn't happened before. Its the whisky not y'all. Y'all are a great audience. I'm so sorry, i swear it hasn't happened before.

Fucking Blaze man. What a little shit.

By boat do you mean his bitchen Firebird?

They could do it together! Can't you picture them giggling like school kids together while doing it and getting spooked if a light turned on and they ran for it.

I picture Obama sneaking into Mitch's office and switching any pictures that Mitch is in for pictures of turtles.

I'm gonna miss these articles. Thanks for taking us along on this process.

What does truth really mean anyways? Is Huey Lewis a singer or a carrot. Who knows!

Its all about time signatures man. Only squares play in 4/4.

Don't forget the Nuge baby

"What kind of crap hole doesn't carry Bud! It's the king of beers!"

(Combs out chest hair, grabs lube) Sounds like my kind of party(puts on sunglasses)

He has the tapes!

Can Ken Bone bone?

Yo its a time warp. Is it 2016?