Ah life's great coincidences. i guess i'll just head to the park.

Oh i'm sorry. Want a sad hand job in the dark?

That's more like it

You only fuck in the dark?

One. Chris Martin burn

Russia is mysterious and a cold lover

I'm more of a fan of Russian Lit then Russian anything but even then i only know a few of the writers but they are some of my faves.

Girth and hip flexibility are good things to have

Ah now this explains everything

It's no Dim Stars

She gave birth to a winner tho

Like is T-bone your real baby christian name?

Tribones?

Thank you winston (Slightly bows then begins to slowly jerk it)

Ah that explains everything

Is My friends in Moscow a euphemism? Like in general

Did he answer in lightly thrown punches as his all fruit diet left him to weak to be an actual threat?

Grrrr (winks)

I thought you were gonna hit on Dirtbike. You should make a move man nows your chance.

I'm assuming he's gonna continue to write with them and such maybe even record but he doesn't wanna tour so that he has the freedom to check out other opportunities and watch Netflix. That's just my guess. It doesn't seem super confusing to me but i could be wrong.