(Hugs yegg)(cops a feel)

"Bruh wanna go to the dirty to pick up chicks"

James Joyce is the shit. I love his writing and pretty much my only thing on my bucket list is to read Finnegans Wake to a point of some understanding. I really wanna revel in its depths. And Kerouac is good to but like yeah, i don't have the wanderlust an am more about exploring thought and my own head.

Is Blevins even real? Like that sounds fake to me.

Babies can do cool things now. Like i'm sure babies can mime at least. That's like one small part of the way of being Bowieish

Where's all the babies with leather jackets and shades. Baby motorcycle gangs are at an all time low.

2016 sucks so far. There better be some damn awesome babies being born to make up for this year in the long term.

I really thought you'd steal their pants

How else are we supposed to find rhythm. We can't feel it in our bones so we must mechanically find it by joining in to locate that tricky little bastard known as the beat.

Any show gets funnier if you add spikes to chairs at random.

Oh! (points both fingers at Super Nintendo Chalmers)

Oh god the humanity. Adele just choked slammed Taylor off the top of the cage.Oh no no no no no she's eyeing up a body slam.

Yeah mine was with the Musician/author Geoff Berner(I highly recommend checking him out) I say that he was coming to town and set up an interview with him and did it over the phone. Then hung out with him at his book signing then later at the bar where he was performing. He wrote a piece for a blog thing i do and we…

I actually got to hang out and interview one of my idols once. It went awesome. So it can be rad but most likely will be shitty.

You aim to small Ignatz

Well it's gonna be a shit week. RIP Bowie.

Who would be left to get mad about it

What about doomsday? Why end one corrupt county when you could end one corrupt world

Now you can play one on tv. Saves time in law school.

That's a paddling! not life in prison tho.