Karen Allen has been credited on the latest posters. LaBeouf, on the other hand…

The lack of Jen Nettles is another shortfall.

The Mayo Clinic figured out how to do that in 1980.

Come on, who hasn’t pulled a heart of someone’s chest with their bare hands? The difficult part is to have the heart still beating once it’s out of the chest.

The list maker don’t want no part of this shit. 

“Get out of here, Dewey! You don’t want no part of this shit!”

Funnier than 90% of this list, easily. 

Hell yeah, that movie is an all-timer. I really liked Pop Star, but for fake music documentaries/biopics (yeah they’re different genres, but I’m lumping them together) Walk Hard reigns supreme.

Solid pick. There are no losers here.

Hot Tub Time Machine has grown into my favorite comedy of the 2000's over The Hangover and 40 year virgin. 

Nobody cares what CHILDREN think about these films. They should get their own movies!

Apple+? Sam's just trolling us now, right?

If Feige was involved Taylor-Johnson wouldn’t have been cast.

Thanks!

She does. She is also a model 

She goes to Degrassi.

nope, Niagra Falls

Look, if you're just going to start making places up, I'm not going to respond to you. 

Depending on your kids age you can take my approach. Embrace the cool AC, get a nice big snack, eat it during the trailers and then just take a nice hour and a half daddy nap while the kids watch. 

The man basically invented kiss rape.